Are you missing a hangover you clearly deserve? I found this Underserved Hangover at the intersection of Alarm-clock and Turned-the-light-on. It’s not mine, but it followed me to work this morning.
Identifying marks: Headache, light sensitivity, compromised balance, and questionable fashion choices. Is not afraid of caffeine and ibuprofen but shows classic craving for greasy hash-browns or dry toast.
This undeserved hangover answers to “Sympathy Hangover” and “What did I do?” when called.
If you are looking for this hangover, please contact me immediately. I want to return it to the rightful owner as soon as possible, as it is clearly, demonstrably homesick and irritable.
No reward necessary. Please.