I can just see it in the Safety Beat write-up:
Last night, 8 pm, a disturbance was reported in Reike, the PLU Science Building on lower-campus. On further investigation, 7 PLU alumni and 2 otherwise affiliated associates were discovered in the geology labs and lecture hall. Although two professors were present, the unruly alumni—claiming to be a “rock band”—had obviously tampered with various classroom specimens of igneous, metamorphic, and sedimentary rocks.
Amidst the general confusion of instruments, power tools , and dozens of tangled wires, the group of intruders were found posing at the scene for “publicity photos.”
More details be be revealed as this troubling affair unfolds.