Me: (for the fourth time in a single day)
Do you know what sounds amazing right now?
Him: (mostly always patient and ready for a potentially ridiculous answer)
Me: A burger. Like, a burger, y’know?
(using two hands to gesture general heft and weight of fantasized burger)
Him: (putting on jacket)
I’ll run to the store and get some beef, ok?
Me: (caught between swoon and belly rumbles)
Thank you! I love you! You’re wonderful!
Him: (out the door)
And don’t you forget it!
Oh, I won’t.